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Random and senseless acts of pleasure and delight

Random and senseless acts of pleasure and delight taking place now in the pleasure palace known as your mouth stat.

Transform your average patio scenario into a bottle service situation at a foam party in Ibiza - and your mouth is the “champagne room”

Don’t like “to party”?

That’s quite fine - operators need those averse to wet work to cleanse their soiled linens once the deeds are done.

Weave @room101cigars into a tale of “the work” and be a component of all that is beautiful in this world.

We’ve been filling mouths since 2009 with the fi

We’ve been filling mouths since 2009 with the finest dead plant rods known to humankind.

We feel a bit saucy about it - not gonna lie.

The honor of service to mouth and spirit is not something we take lightly and we believe that steadfast dedication to service is reflected in the fine products we deliver far and wide.

So take a moment to momentarily set down the pressures of the day to day and apply leaf to mouth via combustion.

Treat yourself. You deserve it.
Let us know how it goes…

Look at them succulent hogg legs awaiting combusti

We’ve been secreting our essence into your face

We’ve been secreting our essence into your face since 2009

Years of fighting the good fight to bring your taste sockets supremely tender loving moments of unmatched excellence has always been the goal.

Today as you potentially creep back into the grind take a fine @room101cigars with you. Ignite at some point today and afford yourself a softer landing on re-entry

Pic by @supremo.tabako

It's our Quincenera my people! Could you fathom -

Combustible plant rod and fire box ignition device

Combustible plant rod and fire box ignition device example 1.

Fill your dick skinners with the dreadful decadence of Doomsayer.

Yeah I went through a dark phase. Started naming products in ways that infused ominous undertones.

…Nothing make you clutch your pearls like an erect plant cylinder wired with flower power technologies coming straight for your taste pipe.

The days were darker, but our resolve remained steadfast.

Then we got the bag. Next cig gonna be called Happy AF.

A 20 year pull to get there. Further proving principle 17.2(a) of the self made -

It is never a question of if - It is only a question of when… and do you have the stones to see it through?

A little Monday motivation on a Thursday.

Pic by @supremo.tabako

You ever think about taking trapeze lessons? I he

You ever think about taking trapeze lessons?

I heard you can sign up for them at select Club Med locations.

Imagine that. You’re there. dressed appropriately for the activity. Your outfit tautly adheres to your carcass, yet allows for freedom of movement.

Your grip is chalked and firm.

Your hogg (whether physically or spiritually) is chub but not fully engorged.

Your socks match. (critical)

Haircut - straight fire.

Held with confidence in the mouth pipe is a @room101cigars - not just any cigar but one that will glide and stride with you from opening scene to MIND BENDING CLIMAX.

Now and only now are you ready to face your moment of glory.

Remember who rode with you from the day this vision was only that - an idea, an aspiration. Us.

Now to see you up there with a vice like death grip on that rod within a moderately priced and slightly outdated vacationer’s chain is the moment we’ve dreamt of for you.

Smoke cigs. Catch bitchin air.

Who loves you???

It’s always snowing in Miami… A brand created

Light a fire for a man and you will keep him warm

Light a fire for a man and you will keep him warm for a day, but if you light a man on fire you’ll keep him warm for the rest of his life.

If Im not mistaken this was the mantra of the Flame Thrower Operators of yesteryear.

Probably ran ala carte to “Holy shit there is a giant gas bomb strapped to my back”

What an incendiary predicament.

All that raw destructive power under the control of your hand - focused it is your best friend.

Out of control it will consume you.

Very similar to packing a giant hogg. You must wield the meat responsibly. Left unchecked you’ll be running around sticking that thang in errythang.

Sorry, it just got too serious for a minute there - I had to go hogg. I’m sure you understand.

Speaking of lighting things on fire - hippty hop your sweet cakes on down to your local purveyor of fine dead leaf treats and transact on the big beautiful flower.

Take some time for yourself and bleach your mind of yet another daily mind penetration from the plant peddlers that care just a little too much.

Pic by @supremo.tabako

You ever wake up in an alley and not know exactly

You ever wake up in an alley and not know exactly how you got there?

Your enjoyment scheme may be a touch aggressive - yet did you die bro?

Let us not dwell upon the situations of before fifteen seconds ago. These moments of yesteryear are well in your rearview and onward is your charted course.

As you move towards your next act of self destruction do so with confidence and a @room101cigars by your side.

Now get out there and wrangle up a majestic Thursday, you beautiful disaster you.

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays you crazy anima

Today in another episode of As The Tobacco Leaf Tu

Today in another episode of As The Tobacco Leaf Turns we find ourselves pining for the effervescent smoke from the plant rods that bear this fair flower.

Mr @supremo.tabako blessed us with this pic recently and we had to share.

Witnessing this fine visual is better than taking a hammer to the groin that’s for sure.

Buy this ticket and take this ride with us and ours. You might reactivate embers of former trauma - but our danger is what is enticing to you..

Ok bye

To mirror someone’e steps does not equal the rep

To mirror someone’e steps does not equal the replication of their proprietary sauce.

There is a magic in what certain people do which is impossible to counterfeit.

The nibbling at the ghost of the underside of a champion’s satchel might have you coming back to the surface with vapors of what once was but it will not fill the void in your game.

But fear not - because there will always be a freshly made bed at the Chateau du Normalcy awaiting your arrival.

Right back where you started.

For all you swashbucklers out there getting after it we present to you a fine assortment of combustibles that will ride pleasantly ride shotgun to any and all of your cheddar adventures.

Put the taste of authenticity in your face.

Which one(s) are you cheefing on today?

Shot by @ogbillythekid

the undead plant cylinder Is the projectile your t

the undead plant cylinder Is the projectile your taste socket desires.

Upon viewing these FARCE pleasure pipes did your mouth hole activate a salivary response? Did your undercarriage rise up into your lower abdomen?

Do you take the water out of your ramen or leave it in?

What does any of this have to do with cigars you ask? Absolutely nothing - yet everything and then some. How can you be so sure you wouldn't like to lick the 9 volt of the dead plant cylinder game?

How fatigued I become from pouring my soul out to you with only the crumbs of your consciousness in return.

Words below or we're cancelling Christmas in 24.

Ok bye.

Studies show men’s testosterone has been declini

Studies show men’s testosterone has been declining for decades.

In fact, some say that it is at a rate of 1% or greater per year.

So by that metric a dude in his 60s in 2004 was 17(ish)% behind a dude in his 60s in the late 1980s and so on.

We gotta get this wang up gents. Rewrite history and reroute our destiny.

Fortunately for you the forcefully erecting flavors of @room101cigars can be your key to salvation (clinically unverified).

Our fine dead plant pleasure delivery vessels have been lifting spirits for many years now.

Snap into some of this super fly MANNISHschewitz and dose up on the good times - like your non doctor Shadow1 recommends (@shadowarmy_co )

It’s a Fing free for all out here.

Pic by @supremo.tabako

If you love something you must tear it to pieces l

If you love something you must tear it to pieces like the beautiful velociraptor you are.

If it doesn’t reassemble itself, it’s not your fault.

You must stop owning the blame for being savage. Let it not be a weight upon your shoulders that you carry.

Flow freely into the world you beautiful beast. Do that voodoo that you do so well.

Rip & tear the flesh and mind space of those of a lesser thread count.

Monetize your monster.

At the end most of it is just noise and the ones that cry the loudest - make noise instead of action.

and you….well you’re Action Jackson, aren’t you..

Let’s get it today.

Pic by @supremo.tabako

Unobtanium comes in many shapes and sizes. It is

Unobtanium comes in many shapes and sizes.

It is also a hyper elusive substance that changes forms to suit the wants and desires of the infected.

One might chase goods we peddle from the shadows, whilst another may chase soiled linens on the dark web

both equally potent and pungent, but somewhat different

Same, but different.

Celebrate a life best lived with that which you love, that what you seek, that what you covet and that which is seemingly less than available.

The spice selection in life is endless.
secure what seasoning is your reasoning🤷🏻‍♂️

Proper Unobtainium set up provided by Shadow Soldier @fpauley1

what items might you be coveting in your collection combustible or otherwise?

Do you remember a time in your life that you achie

Do you remember a time in your life that you achieved a full state of euphoria?

Do you chase that pleasure dragon to this day?

We can’t guarantee that Shoveling our pleasure delivery vessels into your face pipe will get you all the way there - but it will absolutely be better than taking a hammer to your genitals • This we can assert •

So step up to the home plate of your destiny and swing far and wide • with @room101cigars in your taste socket - you are unstoppable •

Delicious visual by: @cigarsavor

We’ve been filling your mouth with glee since 20

We’ve been filling your mouth with glee since 2009.

Or is it gleefully filling your mouth?

Or dual functionality. Yes. Gleefully filling your mouth with glee, that’s the one right there.

Yet you do not fatigue from our incessant badgering. It is as if you cannot get enough.

Your insatiable blood lust for our unobtainable vittles is noted.

How gaping and alone would your taste pipe be without us in the world? Would you be cast into a world of second bests and not quite as rads?

My member softens just at the mere thought.

Thankfully you couldn’t get rid of us if you needed to. We are the gift that keeps on giving in this business.

Dwell on that the next time you plunge one of our effervescent pleasure pipes deep down your face.

We love you. Do you love us back? Or is it that we are irresistible?

Shoutout to @cigarking818 for the pic!

First in space, first in your ace. so much space

First in space, first in your ace.

so much space trash these days, no?

We’ve been buttering up the cosmic biscuits for so long we’ve decided to go Leviathan on that ass.

we’re not letting go of our pioneering penetration of the stars, yet in addition, going to great depths to insure our exploration of both the universe as a whole and that taste gape straddled across your face are explored beyond a no stone left unturned fashion.

No depth too deep. No hole left unfilled. Intergalactic conquistadores at your service.

You’re welcome.

Pic by @supremo.tabako

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