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Stinky pinky in culebra? Only in our Anniversary h

Stinky pinky in culebra? Only in our Anniversary humidor. Unobtanium at its absolute finest.

Shameless promotional efforts on a Sunday morning

Shameless promotional efforts on a Sunday morning are now seeping into your eye gape. Consume this image and allow it to tickle the fancy that leads directly to the portion of your brain in charge of purchasing wisely. Let it do its thing. JT will see you soon.

We can’t help ourselves when it comes to posting

We can’t help ourselves when it comes to posting pics of JT.

So many delightful images floating around on the internet of our boy Johnathan P. Instant Unobtanium - as it were.

Step into the pleasure dome of the original star lurker and unlock the galactic flavor you chase.

Our aesthetics entice you initially, and compel yo

Our aesthetics entice you initially, and compel you to thrust one of our fine selections of lifeless plant matter lovingly into your taste socket.

Which one calls to you today?

We’ve been penetrating minds and mouths in this

We’ve been penetrating minds and mouths in this game since 2009.

Many have come and gone since then. Many chapters have been lived, and many more are slated to be.

Our Anniversary series celebrates our continued antics in our beloved dead plant business. And we ain’t even close to done.

Hit us with a one-word description. Entertain.

Hit us with a one-word description. Entertain.

Here at @room101cigars we understand your insatiab

Here at @room101cigars we understand your insatiable blood lust for our tender vittles of delight and do our best to serve it into your face on a daily basis via hand to mouth transaction and of course visually via Al Gore‘s internet machine.

So quench your thirst with our vicious wines - because if somebody’s gotta serve it up it might as well be us.

Florida got snow for the second year in a row. We

Florida got snow for the second year in a row. We know your love for the Miami Snow, so this seemed relevant.

How that snow treat you earlier this year?

Oh hey should we do another of these? Celebrate a

Oh hey should we do another of these? Celebrate a bit more, perhaps? Another year is upon us, after all…

Oh hey just curious - which JT is your favorite JT

Oh hey just curious - which JT is your favorite JT?

We won’t tell the other JTs.

Just kidding - we will spread your words far and wide.

Plant logs. Glistening and taut. At first glance,

Plant logs. Glistening and taut.

At first glance, your eyes receive the delightfully intelligent branding. It beckons you closer.

Your lip (LOWER) quivers with the anticipation of entry to taste socket. Your palate and sub-cockular region brace for the impact of that decadent taste grenade.

You take a pic for the gram. Tight. Then onward to the completion by combustion.

Haters will say it doesn’t work like this.
But they actually don’t know so that math doesn’t math bro.

But we know that to be the tru true.

Is anyone ever going to stop us? To stop the fanning of the insane flame? Nah cuz its coo.

Churn that psychological butter awhile.

Our Quincenera continues. The celebration need nev

Shortest month means you must cram the same total

Shortest month means you must cram the same total amount of delight into fewer days.

Fill your days and your mouth hole with only the finest goods from Room101.

Look at this sassy little sauce pot @cigar_express

Look at this sassy little sauce pot @cigar_expressions posting these cigar leavings on Al Gore’s internet.

But let us examine further - this gentleman of leisure can be found discovering and activating some of the most beautiful moments in this evolution called life.

With @room101cigars in mouth, strong in spine and skilled in stroke our ilk travels far and wide.

Where is your next cigar expression taking you?

Pic by @cigar_expressions

Fine goods should be consumed and/or held close to

Fine goods should be consumed and/or held close to one’s heart - or unit of romance, do you not agree?

Get flossy today. You deserve it and why should you not actively participate in self care?

That good good for your mouth pipe all day every day!

You igniting those Unobtanium culebras or looking

You igniting those Unobtanium culebras or looking at them? They ain’t gonna burn themselves.

Tell us of the glory of their ignition.

Witness our tobacco pleasure delivery vessels. The

Witness our tobacco pleasure delivery vessels. They beckon to you, no?

Could you have imagined a world where a small group of slightly bent golden-stomached operators would seduce you with such extravagant dead plant rods?

I think not.

You let us crash for “just one night” on the couch in the back of your mind - and now we’re out shopping for coordinated window dressings together.

To resist us is truly an act of futility - do you

To resist us is truly an act of futility - do you not agree?

I mean, what were you doing with the vacancy in your mouth pipe this afternoon anyways?

Jam one of these fine treasures into your face and ignite your afternoon here forward with proper sauce.

What does it all mean? Nobody knows…but our mystery is why our connection is undeniable.

Does the opulence enchant you? Do you feel, even

Does the opulence enchant you?

Do you feel, even now, the energies pulling you hopelessly towards an act of transaction?

It is incorrect to refuse your own contentment - and it awaits just around the bend.

We are wranglers of galactic flavors and the good

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